Malcolm's Verbal Diarrhea

[malcolm]

-=- Malcolm's Verbal Diarrhea -=-

 
 
 

Welcome to may super amazing awesome confessional! Get ready because this is going to be the place that you guys get excited when you see a new post. I know, I know, Brandon's set out all these guide lines for confessionals, and what to do to get points, but fuck it. I need a space where I can spew everything that's coming to my mind and this will be it. This will be the bin for my verbal diarrhea, and my mouth is planning on having one hell of a case of the trots during this game, so get the fuck ready my bros.

Coming off of Transylvannia where I got screwed by a twists AND a pre-game alliance (Monica and Phillip aka Tanya -- ya I'm coming for you bitch), I'm fucking coming in guns blazing cause literally those are the two worst things that can happen to someone in the game, so if they happen again....EH, whatever. But THEY WON'T happen again, because this time I'm going to play better than I did the last time. None of those bullshit unexpected pre-game alliances because this is All-Stars. If you don't have at east one pre-game you're doing something wrong. You're already behind the curve and need to catch the fuck up.

So far there are people I like and don't like, but I'm only going to focus on the people at the end of each spectrum because there's 22 people and that's too many to actually give a shit about. I'll go into detail on individuals once tribes are established, but for now just the highlights. I love my girl Morgan, very glad to see her around. Been talking to Jay, we had a great chat, found out we're both from Ontario which is awesome. Its an easy way to establish a connection with someone so that was a good find. I like Ciera and Vee (aka Sherea) so far. Now for the people I don't like. JEFRA (aka Allie) is back.....UGH. She's just too much to deal with. So wishy washy, I'm not a fan and just personally want her out. Tanya (aka Phillip) HAS THE WORST SCHTICK IN THE HISTORY OF ORGS. I had one convo with her about teen suicide and feline aids. That shit was NOT FUNNY, it was just annoying as fuck and awkward. The schtick is supposed to hide that she's a good player, but I see right through. I also see right through GOLDEN BOY Ethan, fuck that guy. "Oh you guys can all vote for me for odd-one out", FUCK YOU trying to be the martyr. What a little bitch. I hope everyone sees right through that shit. This guys is FAKE. So blatantly self-serving.

Tribes are going to be revealed tonight and THANK FUCK FOR THAT! Dayum if I have to have another lame ass conversation with people about trivial bullshit. I'm ready to play LETS GO!

[malcolm]

HERE WE GO! The game has started and guess what, I already hate my tribe. That's right, it was just formed and I already can't stand them. It's not that they're bad people, but they just seem BORING. I wanted a more fun tribe, but I guess I'll have to work with what I got. Luckily I'm with Vee, which is such an automatic alliance that I don't even have to worry about it. I also made a Final 2 with Ian who I really enjoyed talking to pre-game. It took me like a day of small talk to bring it up, but he pretty much jizzed his pants when I asked if he wanted to work together. Honestly though, Ian is a super nice guy, and at this moment I have every intention in working with him until the Final 2, but I'd be lying if I said that was concrete. I'm playing a little differently this time, I want people to believe I'm with them, but really I see myself as a Free Agent this season. My word comes with a grain of salt, but I don't want people to know that.

The Tree Mail was posted and it was announced the challenge would be live. Jamie, who I'm pretty EH about, then immediately told me how he won't be able to be there. So from that moment I immediately assumed we were screwed and I started thinking about what I needed to do to establish a strong position in the game. So in my mind there are two options to vote out, I really won't consider anyone else. Its either Silas or Heidi. I'm leaning toward Silas, and its nothing but a precautionary strike. If Ethan will be joining our tribe, I know he would immediately try to work with Silas and that would be a strong duo. A duo I don't want to have to deal with. AT ALL. Though its a bit of a tough sell because I'll have to pretty much plant the seed that Ethan and Silas will be working together and will be dangerous.  And I'll be doing that with the help of my other target Heidi.

I've decided I'm going to use Heidi to my benefit. Before the game began I was advised not to trust Heidi, because she's shady and goes after big threats. I consider myself a big threat, but if I can convince her that Silas/Ethan would be an even bigger threat, then that's a very vocal individual who will be parading my idea. I BET she even posts confessionals about how she is the puppetmaster pulling the strings on this one. I'm going to let her be the PUSHER here, I mean this is the first round, I don't need to get the credit for my moves, by the end of this game this move will be such a nothing move, it will be irrelevant.

There is one hitch in this plan though, Ian. Ian is not the brightest crayon in the box, in fact, I'll go as far as saying he is a nail in a crayon box that thinks he's a crayon. Ian is nice, Ian is funny, but Ian isn't the smartest. Ian also hates Vee, which doesn't work for me. He's a bit hesitant with this Silas vote, and if things don't go as planned, its probably because he's the wildcard in the situation. 

Hopefully all goes as planned this round and Silas leaves. It should be a vote of 6 to 1 unless something crazy happens, but honestly I think his goose is cooked. 

[malcolm]

Dang, that's a piss off. Don't you hate when you have those moments in a game when all the fun is just sucked right out of it. Eh, at least it wasn't me. I can officially say FUCK this tribe now, haha. I'm glad I'll be saved the time of being fake with these idiots. The level of effort will now be greatly reduced when it comes to conversing with others.

The worst part is Ian comes to message me after this and is like "Hey Malcolm.......", DAFUCK? Are we about to have "the talk" what a little bitch. Now he's giving all the bitch as excuses. If there's one thing I hate more than a liar its someone who doesn't own up to their moves. Like why are you doing damage control, you have the numbers and you got what you wanted. Fucking own it! Its like he's trying to blame me for forcing him to do this, saying "I wasn't talking to him much" and that "I was talking to RC and Heidi why wasn't I talking to him". Am I supposed to devote all my time to talking to you. Sorry I got home from my first day of a new job and decided, hmmmm me and Ian are cool so I'll spend my time talking to RC and Heidi before I pass out. This guy has dependancy issues and if he needs someone to fucking coddle him, I am not that guy.

Then he pulls out "I just hoped you would understand", I must have said I understand and it was a good move for him. Its as though he's placing the blame for all this happening on me. I'm literally writing this as I'm talking to him, so this is like a breaking news story developing. The facts and emotions are #RAW. This is great, so to comfort me now Ian is like "I probably should event tell you this, but the other four all want Heidi next week, I shoot down everytime your name is mentioned", THANKS GUY! How nice of you buying me one extra round. I'm literally trying to put myself in his brain. Now he's like "I really don't want to kill what we had before this", then you could have fucking filled me in. If that was his goal all he had to do was be like "Look people have talked and they actually want to take out Vee", he had like what only maybe 12 hours to do that.

This game...... WELL I'm down but not out. The amount of fucks I give has definitely dropped though. Not yet zero, but its getting close.

[malcolm]

Now I'm just having fun with this and I'm going to try to make Ian feel bad, hahaha. 

[malcolm]

[malcolm]

I CAN'T EVEN    RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

Are you SERIOUS! I have a fucking HIDDEN IDOL. THIS SHIT IS BANANAS! 

The Avenger Idol at that, I FUCKING LOVE MARVEL.

And breaking news, Silas just messaged me "Well I guess Tribal didn't go the way you expected?" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. You smug Ass Hole. I AM A FUCKING AVENGER! I'll Hulk Smash you into next fucking Tuesday. Who the fuck do you think you're fucking talking to. I AM IRON MAN. I AM FUCKING CAPTAIN AMERICA WITH THE BOOTY OF BLACK WIDOW. And as my girl Meghan Trainor says, its all about the DAMN BASS. 

I'm officially someone these ass holes shouldn't fucking piss off. Especially since I'm killer at creative challenges, they're going to fucking need me on this one. I'VE GOT PHOTOSHOP MOTHER FUCKERS, none of this Paint bullshit.

And LOL, I just told Silas I'm only pissed off at IAN BECAUSE WE HAD A FINAL 2. Ian your word is mud, go fuck yourself. 

[malcolm]

brb Confessional, got to do this whole challenge for my tribe -____-

[malcolm]

UGHHHHHHHH

I couldn't hate my tribe more if I tried. I mean seriously they're actually the worst. It's funny how I came into this game wanting Heidi out most but now she's the ONLY one I can tolerate. I hate Ian, I hate Ethan, I hate Jamie, and I hate Silas EVEN MORE! And RC is so fake, her being all nice during the challenge, and yet she hasn't even talked to me about last round, like fuck off. I don't care though because I want to win. I'm on a tribe of useless ASS HOLES that have the majority, and honestly I just feel bad for you guys. I feel bad for Brandon, all of the PWs. It's not fun when losers like that who don't participate or try succeed at the cost of people who are genuinely entertaining like myself. I could be in for one hell of a surprise post-game when Jamie was somehow the star of the show with AMAZING confessionals, but I highly doubt that. We all know the star of the show is clearly the every so exciting Mr. ETHAN, honestly I've see rocks with more of a personality.

So pretty much this challenge is do or die for me. Well not really, it's do or die for my idol. I think we have a solid shot at winning. Its original as fuck considering we're located in Florida and thus our ghetto Disneyland on a beach concept. Its really well made, not to sound arrogant but come on, for a couple hours and for an ORG creative challenge DAT SHIT LOOK NOICE! The story that we'll have accompany it will put us over the top in terms of the additional content, and I've all but forced everyone to take part, whether its providing ideas, finding photos or working on the story. I think we have a great shot at winning, and I really hope we do because I would like to keep my idol. But if we lose, I'm going to fucking KAMIKAZE. I want all the votes to come my way, and I want to BLINDSIDE THE FUCK out of either RC or Ian. It would be MAJESTIC! 

[malcolm]

So my tribe is still not talking to me. No big deal, its not like I JUST DID THE WHOLE FUCKING CHALLENGE FOR YOU IDIOTS! I thank you is all I'm asking for.

It's really frustrating wanting to play this game but not having people who want to play with you. The boring squad has assembled and they seem to be sticking with their troupe. If we win I will be ecstatic, because every challenge we win buys me two extra rounds. That's two rounds where I 100% won't be voted out, even if we lose because I have my idol. That also gives me the opportunity to hopefully make it to a tribe swap so I can immediately disassociate myself from everyone on this tribe. Honestly its their own fault, these people have the social game of an EPILEPTIC ROCK, in other words non-existant. 

Also I hate all these bullshit excuses they have for not helping out with the challenge. Boo fucking whoo you're busy with school, I have a full-time fucking job and I made this whole fucking thing and you're telling me because of school you can't even think of a motherfucking idea so we can get some team work points. I've been to school too, nobody is ever too busy to come up with 10 minutes to help out. If you've committed to something like this, fucking commit. I don't give a shit about fucking excuses. Just post your dumb as fuck ideas and move on. Me and Heidi were the only real contributors to the challenge, writing the story and making the image, and I know if we lose one of us are toast. Which is dumb because we have Silas, Ian, Ethan, and Jamie who are all total dead weight. I mean Ethan and Jamie have literally done nothing in this game so far, NOTHING. So frustrating...

[malcolm]

FUCKING RIGHT!

GET ON MY LEVEL BITCHES!

I am so pumped right now. I literally single handedly won that challenge for my team. Will I get the recognition I deserve? No. Will I get any recognition from my tribe? Probably not. And that's why they're all such stupid people, no wait, STUPID PLAYERS. The only frustrating thing is I have to bite my tongue when people say stupid stuff like "Good Job EVERYONE". Who else did anything that contributed to the win. I literally shut down half of what people suggested because it was so stupid and I knew it was already a great quality image and idea. I wasn't that nervous for the results because at the end of the day I knew this was a quality innovative piece. And I was right.

So now I've bought myself another two rounds. 

BREAKING NEWS -- Silas just told me I did a great job. OH MY GOD! I'm being graced by his presence, and he even chose to compliment me. How generous. Now he's saying he's glad we're not going to Tribal because the last one was really stressful. HOW DUMB ARE YOU? He's in such a good spot right now, and now he's telling me he just wants to prove himself to me and Heidi. WHAT? YOU HAVE THE MAJORITY! I'm so confused. Either they're not a solid alliance and this guy is an idiot, or they're trying to play me and this guy is an idiot.

So now my strategy is changing to praying for a tribe swap next round. It will happen eventually, but I just want off this terrible tribe sooner than later. If we swap next round I can still use this idol to my advantage later in the game, versus just using it immediately to save myself. Ideally its a good tool for later, and I don't want to burn it this early. But I will NEVER risk it with this tribe. The fact that none of them talk to me, makes it not worth it to even attempt that after last round. I'm not going to be blindsided with an idol by Escambia. That would be stupid.

[malcolm]

Conversation updates, get ready for a shock there's not much. Have had radio silence from Ethan and Ian. But RC congratulated me on the win and thanked me for all the work I put in. That was nice of her I guess but that was all she said. I'm still not a fan ever since she sold me and Heidi out but the dumbo brigade.

Now Jamie is talking to Jamie, this is going to be awful. Honestly talking to Jamie is like talking to wallpaper, I can't stand him. I'm just playing the "outsider" card. So far he has told me that I've been a huge part in both challenges so far so I'm probably not in danger, which is bullshit. Now I'm throwing out the "Ian stabbing me in the back" card. AND LITERALLY A SECOND AFTER I TELL JAMIE.....Ian has messaged me. LOLOLOLOLOL

Jamie says he's not even talking to Ian, so either this is the CRAZIEST coincidence ever, or Jamie is the worst liar in this game. I'm going to go with the latter. I mean I've also told Silas, so its very possible he has also told Ian, but I figure I would have heard from him sooner. All he's talking to me about is The Walking Dead, so its very possible he doesn't know. I mean I'll give Ian this, he's a very nice guy. But I'm not going to trust him in this game. He literally screwed me over the first chance he got, I don't think its unreasonable for me to not want to trust him, sorry.

[malcolm]

Well I've made a play for Tribe Leader. I think it's definitely a rational plea, I have been the leading force in the past two challenges. I don't think anyone can deny that I definitely deserve a leadership role if there's one to be handed out. So this will be a very telling decision. If they do choose me as leader then its obvious that I'm not as outcasted as I figured I was, but if Im not chosen and there's no other discussion about another leader being picked, I'm obviously on the outs.

I don't even really want to lead, I just want that Immunity. I want another round of safety. So either this decision gives me that, or it will paint a clear picture of exactly where this tribe stands. I'm betting on the latter but hoping for the former.

[malcolm]

RC wrote this in our tribe chat with regards to my request to be the Tribe Leader:  "For sure! You won the last round for us you deserve it."

FINALLY SOME RECOGNITION!

If I get tribe leader I literally could give two shits about this challenge. I will be Immune and someone I don't care about (aka my entire tribe) will go. Honestly I've never been on a tribe before when I literally have no ties to anyone, I don't even want to work with these people out of desperation. There's just no draw. Though I am glad that they're voting me as leader, which means I've been good at faking not be completely over all of them. Though I'm not counting my chickens until they hatch, I won't be convinced I'm the leader until its actually announced.

Now that we know more about the challenge I feel as though Silas would be much better suited to be Prey rather than Predator. Honestly his time zone gives him such an advantage, but our spots are filled now and someone would have to switch. Honestly, if nobody does anything before 9pm, I'm just going to switch Silas and Ethan. Ethan is borderline inactive, he's not going to do anything during this challenge. Let's be real. We need to get points and I think our best shot at that is having Silas post while everyone else is asleep since he's in Australia. Him as predator makes no sense because nobody will be online when he is anyways.

[malcolm]

Can someone get me my receipt, because I just bought myself another round. #teamleader

[malcolm]

OH MAN MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED! TRIBE SWAP! WOOHOO!

Get me the fuck away from everyone that was on Escambia. Honestly, I can't even with any of them. New tribe, new peeps, new Malcolm.......well not really, but definitely a new lease on life.

So I see the new tribes and immediately go straight for the Queen Bee, Missy Morgan. Honestly me and Morgan are tight from Transylvannia, I trust her 100%. I know she's a selfish player so we'll see how long that trust lasts, but this early in the game I don't think I have anything to worry about. I already am way more social with this tribe than I was with my last tribe. I've talked to Brian, Sean, Andrew and Bob, and they all seem super nice. I've been very open about telling them exactly what went down on Escambia, how I was ostracized after the first vote, how they're all together and I'm the odd-one out. A bit of side stepping over the fact that I won team leader, but they all bought my story about pleading my case and doing the entire challenge, because it was all true.

PAUSE -- Gotta revel in my challenge win against Ian. SUCK IT BITCH I DESTROYED YOU! NOT EVEN CLOSE, such a nice feeling!

Brenda is fishy though. Pre-game she would talk to me all the time, but now she didn't talk to me for days and when I finally talked to her, she knew my whole story. Very fishy. Morgan has told me that essentially old Orange and old Purple want to take out Green. I'm down as long as they're targeting Jamie and Ethan first. My goal for this game is to play as loud of a UTR game as possible. I want to be always on the radar, but never the target. I'll sneak my way as far as I can, and then I'll strike. I don't want people to see me coming. I want to be underestimated.