Bob's Bowel Blast

[bob]

Well well well I am happy to see that you three are the final 3.  It makes me happy inside. 


I am in the country of Kenya right now and while sipping my Kenya Tea watching the lions go by, I decided to take a stroll on this website and read the jury threads.  My word, I am shocked by some of the recent developments and new information that is being revealed.  But I am happy to see that I knew about 90% of what was going on in this game.  And I could have had this game if it weren't for you meddling kids and my inactiveness.  Anyways, I'm afraid I do not have any questions for you, except for a fun one that is completely optional.

Compare every jury member to an animal and why.  


At this point, my vote is between two of you.  I just find one person is lacking in any true moves even though he/she tried ever so hard.


Now that I have thought about it, my old brain has generated a few questions.

My Nub, I want to know exactly why you just absolutely refused to vote for Jay.  Because I'm just thinking it's because you knew him outside of the game. 
RC, You are an absolute loyal beast. I love you.
Sean, we tried so hard to make moves, I am so happy we made that alliance though, it gave us a fighting chance if SOME people listened.  Bless your heart.

I'll just again a bit later on, but giraffes. 

I had so much fun in this game Brandon, I hope you enjoyed having my floppy wrinkled skin in your boards again.  

~Bob

[brenda]

Jefra - Lamb. She is cute and innocent and a sheep, yknow?
Brian - Giraffe. Head in the clouds, didn't really see what was going on down here in the game.
Malcolm - Wolf. He was a self proclaimed loner this season. He also had a mean bite.
Savage - Swan. That bitch is beautiful.
Courtney - Rabbit. Bc she fucks a lot.
Silas - Snake. Slithered back and forth.
Morgan - This cat. Just this cat.
Bob - Swine. Because you were my Nub.
Jay - Dog. Loyal animal, or whatever. But a lazy dog who doesn't log on a lot.
Sean - Sloth. He was just like... here. He tried to move sometimes, but he gave up and went back to doing nothing.
RC - Moose. I love moose tbh so like yes and she carried a bunch of people on her antlers or something.
Brenda - Otter. Otters are cute and cuddly and good scavengers and know how to find their way around... but they also can cut a bitch.

And I refused to vote Jay because at that point he had done nothing against me. Just like I wouldn't have voted Savage or you unless you guys turned on me. I have played before where I've been extremely cutthroat, no holding back, backstab all my friends and everything but that wasn't me this game. Brenda wasn't like that. But the second Jay lied to me, he was done.

ALSO I LOVE U NUB BUT GET BACK IN THAT GERIATRIC WARD.

[rc]

Jefra - A peacock because they are beautiful

Brian - a gopher, you never see them they live underground but every once in a while (like when they are on the chopping block) their head pops up and they look around saying "oh hey let's start an alliance"

Malcolm - I'm changing it a little and saying the Beast from beauty and the beast, that's sort of an animal right?? He's super scary and intimidating but if you can break through you realize he just needs a little love (and an alliance)

Savage - A Chinchilla - they are a cute & cuddly pet. They can defend themselves by spraying urine and releasing their fur when they are under attack. LOL!!!!! This description was too funny not to use!!!!

Courtney - Tasmanian Devil - they are a little cray cray

Silas - A horse - some are beautiful, some work hard, some are a great companion and others are wild & unpredictible. Silas demonstrated all these things this season

Morgan - A milk snake - because her milk snake brings all the boys to the yard - I googled scary animals that are harmless and this was on the list, seemed appropriate

Bob - A Sponge - it's the oldest living species, I looked it up.

Jay - I hate referring to him as a dog but it just fits - he was everyone's best friend, super loyal and reliable. In real life I am not a fan of dogs but I love my little Jay dog (insert Brendas vote pic)

Sean - Dory, the fish from Finding Nemo - just keep swimming, just keep swimming

Brenda - a squirrel monkey - they are very social and super cute.

RC - A lioness, she has her faithful tribe of lions but sits on a cliff watching the other animals attack each other. When the time is right she surprises everyone and stakes her claim (the Title of cys All Stars 2)


And I love u too Bob!!!! Why oh why did u lie to me!!! We could have been here together!!!! Have a great trip!

[Sean]

Bob man! <3 if only you weren't away for the f5 TC. i had a split second idea to tie the vote on Brenda. Granted it'd probably results in RC and Jay revoting you over her, but still it was a small thought.

Question time!

Jefra: a Cheetah? cause like, they're kind of pretty and fast.. and isn't she good at posting challenges? that like, relates i guess
Brian: a walking stick thing. Thats an animal right? like they look like sticks... ROFL. I say this because a lot of people thought he was invisible and not playing, but trust me he was there! and when he needed to play like round 1 when he was almost gone, he played
Malcolm: Imma say a dog that has bitten someone... LOL. specific i know. But like we HAD an alliance with malcolm. Me brenda savage and morgan had him as our 5th cause we like, tried that. Then he went after Brenda apparently (biting the hand) and he was put down
Savage: imma be a bitch here and say a Camel. Cause hes rude and spits in your face ^.^ love you, but hated you here xoxo <3
Courtney: So, i googled the sluttiest animal... ROFL AND HERE WE ARE she is a Sea Hare "Sea Hares are hermaphrodites, and make good use of having both sets of equipment. They form long…let’s call them “love trains,” with multiple partners involved" perfect.
Silas: Silas is a Sunda Coluga... for the very fact of being extremely unique heres a pic

Morgan: Im gonna say a monkey. super loud at times, but really is adorbz
Bob- parakeet? are those the ones that can talk. yeah idk those things LOL. Cause he was the coolest
Jay- I wanna say a duck, with all his baby ducks following behind him
RC- one of the cute baby ducks following mama duck
Brenda- (also one of the ducks) but also this crow cause she's mean and thinks she's bettah then others

Sean- a bunny... specifically the Energizer Bunny cause my ass just kept going. Even when the cocky Brenda told me my black ass was getting 5th, it didnt stop me and i kept on truckin' getting here <3

[rc]

Bob gets best jury question award! This was fun to write and to read!

[Host Brandon]

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